this roleplay is uncanon and interferes with new continuities

A story of a young hedgehog designed to be the ultimate lifeform before Shadow the Hedgehog. Will he be used for good or evil? Tune in to find out.
Spines the hedgehog


  1. No Godmodding
  2. No recolors for the moment (unless they are good ones.)
  3. Have fun!




Chapter 1: Release

(an object is seen hurtling towards Earth. It seems to be a stasis pod.)

Plasma: Hmm....

(the stasis pod crashes into the Earth, causing a massive earthquake)

Plasma: *smashes his fists in the ground to hold on, but to no avail* He flies back and luckily hits a tree preventing him from flying off*

(GUN is sent in to investigate.)

Spines: (is knocked unconsius by the impact)

Soldier: Sir, a young hedgehog is in a stasis pod!

Someone: Get him outta there!

(someone lifts Spines out of the stasis pod.)

Spines: (slowly wakes up.)

News Guy: This just in: A gray hedgehog who fell out of a stasis pod has revealed himself! Please stay tuned.

Jane & Brittney: (watching the news; staring at the image of teh hedgehog)

GUN Agent: Is he ok?

Gun Agent 2: Not sure?

News Guy: Please stay tuned to this exciting story!

Brittney: He's pretty cute!

Jane: I know, right, sis?

News Guy: This just in, the grey hedgehog has just regained consiusness. What's your name, son?

Spines: I'm Spines... Spines the Hedgehog. (weakly gives the news guy a thumbs-up.)

Jane: Ooh... That hedgehog is cute!

Joseph: Hey, girls what's up?

Jane: Check this out!

Joseph: (looks at the news)

(Joseph sees that Spines crash-landed on the planet.)

Jane: It's a hedgehog!

Chapter 2: Love at First Sight

News Guy: You heard it here first, folks! It's Spines the Hedgehog, a new citizen here at Mobius!

Jane: And damn, is he hot?

Spines: (thumbs-up'ing to the cameras.)

News Guy: It's Spines the Hedgehog! We'll have a personal interview with him later in the brodcast.

Brittney & Jane: (sigh lovingly)

-Surge is seen leaning up against the wall in the back of the room, with Jane and Brittney-

Surge: -scoffs silently- <Typical...>

Falco: (looking at the TV) Sup Surgery-Doo. What you think of the newbie?

Spines: (talking with the news guy about his interest in girls. A description of Brittney and/or Jane pops in there.)

Plasma: *watches Spines from afar* I don't like this guy...something isn't right...

(Darkblood: Bluray, Spines is a good guy, ok?)

Surge: -growing annoyed-

News Guy: And there you have it, folks!

Brittney & Jane: (blushing)

Spines: (gives up last thumbs-up to the camera before dashing off.)

Surge: -annoyed- ...Hmph.

(the 4 of them hear a Sonic Boom around their block.)

Joseph: Huh?

Spines: (rushes by and gives them all a peace sign.) Catch ya later!

Surge: ....Hmph.

(Spines finally stops running at Green Hill Zone.)

Spines: Whew! That was a great workout. Wonder if anyone followed me here? (looks behind him) Nope. (starts to run around the loop-de-loops and kill the badniks.)

Brittney: Oh, come on Surgy! Give him a break!

Spines: (After killing the Badniks, Spines runs back to the neighborhood.)

Surge: Meh...

Spines: (skids) Didn't take me long to get back here.

(Boombomb lurks nearby and realises other stuff is going on)

Boom: Well looky over here...

Spines: (sees a house nearby.)

Brittney: Pweeeeaaaase....?

Spines: (sees Britt and nosebleeds)

Boom: (follows closely, but discreetely, as the CIA sent him on a mission)

Surge: You can go with whoever you want. You said it yourself. -shrugs-

Brittney: And so can you...I promise not to get mad.

Spines: (walks over.)

Boom: *rolls fastly, cracking a branch*

(Plasma doesn't know yet.)

Spines: (walks over to Brittney) H-h-h-hi, I'm Spines...

Brittney: Hey! I'm Brittney, and this is my twin sister Jane.

Jane: Hi! You're hot!

Boom: ... *creeps round, behins the house*

Spines: I-I think you're very pretty, madam...

Jeff: *flying around*

Tizoc the Griffon


Boom: *get's in*

Spines: (heartbeat faster) H-hi... (as nervous as Reggie right now.)

Boom: >.>

Falco: (glares at him suspiciously) Where did you come from exactly?

Tizoc: *flying, and lands near boom and Falco*

Spines: I-i don't remember... all that i do remember is that my name is Spines... And that I crash-landed on Earth... in a stasis pod.

Jane: Well for a hedgehog from space... (seductivley rubs him) you're pretty hot...

Spines: T-thank you...

Jane: ;3

Brittney: Grrr......


Jane: (winks)

Spines: (teleports out of Jane's arms and next to Brittney)

Jane: Huh!?

Brittney: Mmm....

Jane: (getting a little jealous)

Spines: What's up with your sis?

Brittney: We like hot boys....and sometimes wanna get the hottest ones before the other.

Spines: I see.


Spines: Hmm?

Jospeh; Huh?

Spines: See ya, guys. I gotta find somewhere to live. (dashes off)

(A bat that looks like Brittney follows him)

Jane: ZHuh? Who's that?

Susan: Hey girls. What's wrong?

Jane: (points at the figure following Spines) That's what up.

Susan: Au....Audrey....?

Jane: Audrey!? You never told us about...

Brittney: What?

Jane: I'll tell ya later, sis! We gotta find Audrey! (flies off)

Brittney: What's going on, mom?

Susan: That, dear, is your long lost sister....

Brittney: Another?

Spines: (skids) Back at green hill, huh? (quickly builds a house) not bad... (goes inside)

Audrey: :3

Spines: (looks around) I've done pretty good for a hedgehog...

Audrey: (takes her bra off and throws it down.) Yes you have...

Spines: Huh?

Audrey: ...for stealing my heart.

Spines: Brittney?

Audrey: I'm not Brittney, sweetie... I'm her sis, Audrey... now, touch my body....

Spines: Why?

Audrey: Cause... I want you to do me...

Spines: I can't do that... (teleports back to the city)

Susan: Huh?

Surge: Hm?

Sear: ...Hm?

Chapter 3: Ultimate vs. Ultimate (Spines vs. Drake)

Spines: (dashing around the city)

Katie: ...

Spines: (sees a hedgebat floating in the air) Is that... Shadow? It can't be... the professor told me about Shadow and why he was in the stasis pod... that can't be him...

Drake: (flies down).....

Spines: Seems I was right... that isn't Shadow... then who is it?

Drake: Hmm? (looks behind; mistakes Spines for Shadow and glares)

Spines: Who is that... well, no time to figure it out now! (dashes off)

Drake: You!!

Spines: (turns around) Who are you supposed to be? You look like Project: Shadow...

Drake: What are you prattling on about now?

Spines: I don't know who you are. You look like you wanna fight. (fighting stance)

Drake: I'll make you pay....(chaos energy powering up in his hands)

Spines: (chaos energy surges through him) You really wanna fight? Bring it on, then.

Drake: (charges at him and punches hard)

Spines: Ugh! (bleeds) Not bad... (teleports behind Drake) Over here. (kicks him hard)

Drake: Ngh! Lucky shot! (punching and kicking hard)

Spines: (also punching and kicking hard) Just who are you? Who do you think I am?

Drake: You think I'm dumb, dad?! Like you?

Spines: Dad?! Hold on, I'm not your father.

Drake: What kind of idiot do you think I am?!

Spines: Your dad isn't grey, and your dad clearly doesn't have blue and black shoes.

Drake: (punches hard)

Spines: (grabs his hand quickly and flips him over) And he couldn't have done that.

Drake: (lands perfectly)

Spines: (dumbfounded) Not bad...

Drake: Chaos...SPEAR!!!

Spines: (dodges it) Fine, if that's how ya wanna play it... Chaos... BLITZ! (sends about 7 Chaos Spears at Drake)

Drake: (outflies them)

(something that appears to be levitated flies at Drake)

Drake: What the?!

Jeff: *cloudgazing when he notices a fight* Wha--!

Chrome: (appears) Ya don't just fight someone in the street! You just gotta fight 'em for a reason, y'know?

Drake: (looks up) Shine! Get out of my way!

Chrome: Shine? I can tell you right now that I'm not him. I'm his brother, Chrome! (levitates a car and throws it at him.)

Spines: Chrome, wait! I actually wanna fight this guy... It's pretty fun!

Chrome: You gotta screw loose or something?!

Spines: No! (charges a hadoken) METSU.... HADOKEN! (Blows the car up before it hits Drake.)

Drake: AAH!!

(Car debris flies everywhere)

Spines: See ya. (teleports away)

Chrome: Man, what a coward!

Spines: (reappears in Green Hill Zone)

Katie: ... (follows him)

Sylux: (hiding in the shadows) Target acquired...

Audrey: About time ya came back, babe!

Spines: You again? (sighs)

Sylux: (jumps out of the bush) Spines the Hedgehog... (electric balls surge in his hands) you are my bounty.

Spines: Whoa! Who are you?

(Darkblood: Gurahk, are you there?)

Sylux: I am Sylux the Hedgehog... A bounty hunter from the future.

Audrey: Bounty hunter, my ass.

Sylux: SILENCE! (fires an electric ball at Audrey)

Audrey: AH!

Spines: Audrey! (growls) Now you're asking for it, metal head! Get ready! (fighting stance)

Sylux: This'll be fun... (smirks)

Chapter 4: Attack of the Bounty Hunter (Spines Vs. Sylux)

Sylux: I usually never fight with the hunted unles I have to... heh.

Spines: Bring it on, metal-head.

(Sylux makes an unexplained solar blast which hurls Spines at a breakneck speed, he breaks the sound barrier and the light barrier, flying out of the atmosphere like a moon exploring peregrine falcon, causing a huge tremor from where he was shot, his flight was caught by NASA, but he was never identified, as he made his barrier-breaking ascent into the galaxy and beyond. See you, space Spines.)

roleplay cancelled.