Thread:LegionDX/@comment-25308571-20130322213642

he stood up to angela in that theater

something nobody else dared to do

she was like "hrrh" he was like "hmm" then she was like "hyaaaah" and jumped all the way across the room

and then she was all "saved"

and he was all "awh"

and she was all

"guys"

"hey where are my best friends"

and gina lash was all

"refills are free right"

and then she drank all of her cola, not a bit, but all of it, and iN ONE FUCKING SIP

and angela was in the showroom

all

"taken"

"sorry"

"saved"

"back off grandma"

"that's it if my friends do not get here soon"

and then johnny albadi ninja'd her

with popcorn

and she was all

"oooh popcorn"

"thanks johnny albadi"

and then they were all like

"digimon"

then angela was all

"we are about to have the best view in the best seats of the best movie ever"

and then nanette maniour comes in front with all her friends

and angela is all

"hats view blocking"

and nanette is all

"oh sil vous plait angela anaconda"

then they take their hats off and angela is all

"phew"

and then mrs briggs comes in causing a feral shitstorm

and nanette is like

"oh mrs briggs we saved you a seat"

and then mrs briggs comes in farting in girls faces and shit

and then nanette is all

"enjoy the show angela anaconda"

and then angela is all like

"oh so mrs briggs and ninni poo think they can block the digimon show with their big fat digimon blocking heads do they well not for long i am done with taking this bullshit"

and she gets up and goes

"angela anaconda"

"digivolve to"

"angelamon"

and she looks at the mrs briggs robot and nanette is in it

and angela is all

"oh so ninnipoo and her briggsymonster robot have come to block our view of the entire world"

then they get ready to fight and angela is all up in her face like

"prepare to battle you pathetic pukémon"

"but first let's make some confessions"

"after all"

"refills are free"

"right tinamon"


 * ginamon

and ginamon comes in spitting our cola and nanette is all

"oh help me angelamon more powerful digimon and i"

she will cry

and angela is like

"don't worry ninniwinnimon my pall johnny is here to give you a kickstart"

and then johnny outright kicks the robot

and ther robot's hair falls out

and nanette is all "aaah"

and then nanette gets out the robot and angela is all

"and now get ready for my anti-ninnimon super secret power"

and she shoots some ball at her

the robot is her

and then

the robot falls on nanette

and she's all

"angelaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

and then gordy reinhart has to use his bitch magnet inhaler

and everyone is all

"angelamon"

"digimon"

and nanette is all

"if you don't stop shouting I will have to summon an usher"

and then she gets karma cause a bunch of popcorn falls on her and johnny is all "haha"

and then

they look at the movie

and it's some french guy

and angela is all

"hey this isn't digimon"

"this is some boring phony french film"

and gina is like

"but that means"

and the kids are all

"were in the wrong theater"

and they all run like fucking jimmy rustled bees

like

"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh"

and then nanette keeps watching with mrs briggs like the dna guzzlers they are

and then angela comes up on the screen like it's fucking scary car

and mrs briggs is all

"good heavens"

and angela is all

"hehehehehehehehehehe" 