User blog:Boombomb/austin and jessie and ally commentary


 * im going to commentate on Austin and Jessie and Ally


 * wish me luck


 * so austin made a christmas song so he's obviously failing in his career.


 * santa is wearing shorts.


 * tim flies when you're having fondue.


 * dez.


 * dez is the only cool character.


 * tim square pizza.


 * HAHA


 * AUSTIN ISN'T PERFORMING AT TIME SQUARE


 * HE'S PERFORMING AT TIM SQUARE PIZZA


 * the intro.


 * oh god.


 * it's like a freaking remix


 * the jessie remix part


 * for her disney channel all stars part


 * penthouse rave


 * bertram and dez should have their own show.


 * ally gtfo i want dez


 * ally just got told about tim square pizza.


 * she's derailing austin
 * ok im back i forgot to edit but so far they've said zebras aren't real and she's gotten austin one song at time square
 * dez is trying to sell someone a brief case
 * he already has a briefcase tho.
 * ok it's jessie's part now
 * i just laughed send help
 * they wanna see austin perform, except jessie only that girl what's her name again
 * im so confused that lasted like 20 seconds
 * her name is emma thanks wikipedia
 * trish's phone told her she stinks huheuheuheueh
 * they missed the flight omg
 * austin can't go to time square now oh no
 * austin found out because dez was stupid
 * he's bummed out.
 * "it's the journey that counts not hte destination" ooh austin
 * "screw the journey i wanna be in new york" ally can u not ruin morals
 * trish is a flight maid lady ting
 * she took the pillow from the old lady
 * this kid doesn't think he's austin moon and the kid is bein a lil poo
 * haha austin tried to dance to prove it and the plane threw him.
 * dez shoved his bum into the old ladies face.
 * he shoved his hand in her face this time
 * dez stop bein a lil poo bag
 * some guys are sleeping on ally's shoulder hahahahah
 * trish is sucking at her job what else is new.
 * that kid still doesn't believe he's austin moon.
 * the granny is getting angry.
 * she attacked dez.
 * hahahahahah
 * ally is gettin annoyed.
 * the kid told ally that austin isn't the real austin.
 * she knows he's a liar
 * time passes when you're having fondue.
 * austin stop having feels over a freaking performance.
 * mechanical troubles omg trish.
 * austin is gonna miss his show bad news guys it's over.
 * ok it's not over idk how they're gonna continue this.
 * ally stop giving a speech.
 * haha she told that kid to shut up.
 * "when i start a job i always finish it" said trish and she quit right after pmsl rn
 * austin is gonna be late somoene send help
 * they might not be able to pay the cab bill.
 * dez hides his money in his wallet.
 * they got thrown out of the cab like jessie did in the fiRST EPISODE.
 * trish's phone just searched for anger management for her hahah
 * they're just crossed paths with emma and jessie *gasp*
 * jessie is trying to convince emma not to go to tim square pizza
 * i mean time square
 * ryan seacrest is there jessiie changed her mind
 * they just bumped into eachother.
 * emma just screamed she met austin moon
 * jessie pointed out the obvious
 * they're introducing eachother to eachother.
 * she's being a snooty rich person
 * they're in a helicopter now.
 * emma is hugging austin i ship it
 * ausemma
 * emmaustin
 * ausetemma
 * austinemma
 * austimma
 * emaustinma
 * whatever i ship it
 * austin is going on in one minute omggg jessie better land the plane right
 * omg more feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels
 * austin might die he's hanging from a ladder omg.
 * he got there just in timeeeeeeeee
 * woohoo he's singing im enjoying this now
 * did he just hump the air.
 * he just humped the air.
 * he knows how to dance already and he's had absolutely no practise and so do his dancers, gee he sure is a dancing god
 * can u feeel it
 * turn it up up up
 * can you feel it
 * turn it up up up
 * can you feel it it it it it
 * those are the lyrics if you were to silly to notice ok.
 * the chorus again
 * it's catchy and it is going to be stuck in my head all day help.
 * he finished good.
 * emma is cheering.
 * he hugged emma looks like dreams really do come true.
 * emma got his phone number.
 * trish gave it away for money oh.
 * her eyes are frozen open.
 * her is ally btw not trish or emma.
 * jessie is sending her dad a video about her first new years eve in new york
 * emma got his shoe.
 * austin is his btw not jessie's dad.
 * bertram is here for the first time.
 * and luke and ravi but not zuri, they lost zuri apparently.
 * "wow this is like the most difficult where is waldo ever" i will never get tired or ravi.
 * zuri is at the mall what.
 * ooh she's in a ball.
 * she's in a giant ball above one of the buildings omg how did she even get up there
 * ok she's explaining.
 * "yada yada yada bayum, somehow im stuck in a ball" was her explaination.
 * ravi is weak.
 * beartram is weak too.
 * but luke isn't he punched it and it worked.
 * zuri was in the countdown ball thing
 * it's still 6 minutes to midnight but people think it's new year now because of zuri.
 * oh no it malfunctioned.
 * all of the lights went out in new york
 * ravi broke new york.
 * ok it's the adverts i'm going to take a breather.
 * i really don't like austins hair it's horrible.
 * it's back on
 * help me.
 * emma screamed again.
 * bertram thought she screamed at his french toast.
 * jessie thinks she's a musician.
 * they're in the house now
 * like austin and stuff.
 * emma calls dibs on austins toe if it falls off.
 * she was causing austin not to breathe.
 * they're trying to bum the apartment off of them
 * they're evil.
 * bertram should have more lines.
 * austin has the same favourite colour as me. orange.
 * he has a favourite marsupial omg.
 * mrs kipling has a phone.
 * and now ravi is getting jealous of dez because mrs kipling is in love with him.
 * trish should be taking notes apparently. she's stealing in all technicality but you know
 * emma has enough money to clone austin.
 * jessie wrote lyrics for austin and now ally is jelly.
 * this should be called;
 * "jelly the show"
 * ally and jessie are gonna work on a song.
 * i like these guys hanging out together,
 * they planned to go to miami but jessie said it was on short notice.
 * bertram already has their bags packed.
 * omg it's zuri's poem about imaginary friends not jessie's lyrics.
 * she doesn't want to sing the song because she wants credit but doesn't want credit for zuri's song(poem)
 * jessie broke the guitar.
 * oh jessie.
 * she really doesn't want to have to sing zuri's song.
 * ok now it's a ravi bit.
 * dez luke and ravi the triple threat
 * and mrs kipling but you kno
 * mrs kipling x dez
 * depling is their ship name.
 * zuri knows now.
 * zuri feels upset.
 * jessie says it's ok to smash something because it's cool because she has a tab
 * awww zuri says she knows it's jessies dream so its ok.
 * when will eeeend
 * 7 minutes ok
 * luke ur not supposed to do feeels stuff
 * dez says he's sorry because animals just love him and he cant help it.
 * oh it was because he had a rat with him.
 * so emma has been collecting austins hair to clone him
 * ok austin is singing in a sec
 * with jessie what an unexpected turn of events.
 * zuri is screaming of joy.
 * jessie credited zuri.
 * everyone cheered for zuri.
 * austin is ok with this--
 * oh ok zuri interrupt.
 * ok they're singing.
 * they're autotuned.
 * so obviously autotuned.
 * are they trying to ship austin and jessie.
 * jesstin
 * ausie
 * but i ship austemma.
 * mrs kipling was wearing a santa hat.
 * this music video is horribly aftereffects'd
 * "let's go get some pancakes" as in the lyrics are you joking.
 * ok they're finished.
 * dez made the vid that explains a lot.
 * austin screamed like a girl when emma took away austins bit of hair
 * zuri just fired trish.
 * jessie slipped and broke stuff
 * bertram is playing with a toy train
 * ok it's the credits
 * im done
 * please comment
 * bertram is insane
 * but seriously im done.