Sonic X New Adventure Episode 11:Chicken Jop

(Note: All the villains. including EggPlankon, are not in this episode)

Storyline
Lucille:(Reading a book, hears rustle noise)

???: Ne. Buck buck.

Lucille: .....

???: Ne. Buck buck.

Lucille: .......

???: Bucka bucka.

Lucille:(Flys over to the bushes and grabs ???, revealing to be Coop)

Coop: BUCKA!!!!! Don't buck buck hurt me!

Lucille:(Drops Coop)

Coop: KA!!!!!! (Fells to the ground)

Lucille: Why were you hiding in the bushes, Coop?

Coop: I'm buck hiding because buck of that crazy chicken hugging crocodile! (Ed) Everytime I show up to ask Abby on a date, he appeares and hugs me to death! It's like he's Amy!

Lucille: Can't you just tell this guy to leave you alone?

Coop: I don't know him! If I did, then- Buck! He's here! I'm out of here! (Runs off) Bucka!

Ed: (arrives) Hello! Where did the chicken run off to?

Alice: Hey guys...

Jack, Patricia, Metal Patricia, SPARKY & the Crossovers: (arrives)

Jack: Hi Alice.

Ed: Hiya Alice.

Alice: Hey. ^^

Lucille:(Looks at Ed, thoughts) So that's the guy Coop's afried of.

Patricia: Say, we would like to introduce you to our new crossovers, Pyrox the Bull, Scarox the Spider, Ogrum the Bear, Bruizer the Echidna, Aquagon the Crocodile, Dragon Bolt the Dragon & Frost Beast the Tasmainian Devil.

Lucille:(Thoughts) Crossovers?

Pyrox: Hi there.

Ed: Hiya guys.

Hank: Are you chasing chickens again, Ed?

Ed: But I love chickens, guys.

Splitface: We know, Ed.

Lucille: ..........

Alice: .........

Spongebob: Sorry, it's just that Ed loves chickens.

Alice: IKR?

Vezok: Yeah.

Alice: We need a hen to lay more eggs. ^^

Owen: Yeah, but how can we get a hen?

Alice: I don't know. Maybe we should buy one or something.

Lucille:(Flies away)

Noah: (notices Lucille is flying away) Where is she going?

XT4: I don't know, but I think we're gonna find out what it is

Edd: Are you sure this is wise?

Jack: I believe so

Duncan: Oh alright. Let's follow it.

Ed: And then can we find the chicken?

Patricia: And then we can find the chicken

Ed: Oh boy, oh boy! I love chickens!

Alice: (sighs)

Lucille:(Sees Coop hiding up in the tree) Coop.

Coop: BUCKA!!!!!! Please don't hug me!

Lucille: It's only me. Lucille.

Coop: Oh... Buck. Thank goodness.

Lucille: I just figure out why that crocodile is hugging you all the time. He just love chickens.

Coop: But what if buck he trys to hug me buck hard!

Lucille: I don't know.

Coop: I just don't buck want him to be-

Ed: (notices Coop hiding inside the tree) CHICKEN! (charges at Coop) Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Jack: Ed! Wait ! (chases after Ed)

Patricia, Metal Patricia, SPARKY & the Crossovers: (chases after Jack & Ed)

Patricia, Metal Patricia, SPARKY & the Crossovers (Except B): WAIT FOR US!

Edd: Ed! You gotta calm down!

Coop: BUCKA!!!!! Don't buck buck hug or hurt me!!!!!!!

Ed: (jumps up) ALLY OOP! (lands on the tree & Hugs Coop very tightly like a bear hug) I LOVE CHICKENS! (laughs) Hug a chicken! Hug a chicken! Hug a chicken! Hug a chicken!

Frost Beast: Ed! Put him down this instant & get down from this tree right now!

Alice: Ugh.

Eddy: (laughing) Good one Ed. Wait here, I'll go get the camera!

Cameron: Oh dear. Ed's not stopping, is he?

Deimos: Looks like it.

Cameron: I knew you say that.

Jack: Guys, we need some help

Lucille:(Thoughts)'' Coop is going to need some help! ''(Flies away)

Jack: Guys, we need some help!

Patricia: Come on, guys let's go get some help.

Coop: BUCK!!!! I said let me buck go!

Ed: (still hugging Coop) I love chickens, guys.

Coop: BUCK HELP!!!!!!!!!

Lucille:(Came back who brought Sonic along) He's over there.

Sonic:(Sees Ed hugging Coop) Ed. Put my friend down, please.

Ed: Aw, but I love Chickens, Sonic.

Sonic: I know you do, but Coop is a friend of mine.

Alice: Ed. (glares at Ed) Put. Down. Coop. This. Instant.

Ed: (felt sad & lets go of Coop) Awww, but I love chickens Alice.

Eddy: She already knows that Ed & we do too, now give it a rest.

Alice: I agree.

Sonic: Coop. Are you okay?

Coop: I'm, buck, almost hugged, buck, to death! Bucka! So now, I'm out of here! (Runs off) Bucka!

Jack: We're very sorry about Ed's actions.

Patricia: Yeah, we're sorry. But there comes a time when everytime Ed sees a chicken, he always hugs them.

Lucille: Can't he just hug a different chicken than Coop. Cause he's a person too.

Noah: Sometimes it's not that simple.

Alice: Yeah, really.

Josh: (appears) Hey guys. I saw a chicken running towards me... Uh, what's happening?

Alice: It's Coop, sir.

Josh: Coop, huh? Yeah, then why is he running out of here?

Rey: (imitates Coop) "I'm, buck, almost hugged, buck, to death! Bucka!"

Josh: Ohh.

Choro: Now that was a good impression of Coop!

Sonic:(Rolls his eyes)

Eddy: And it's because of Ed's obsession of chickens!

Vezok: (sighs) How do we ever gonna stop Ed from hugging Coop?

Jack: That's a tough question

Alice: (sighs)

Tyler: (tucked himself into a ball & is rocking back & forth, feeling scared because of his fear of chickens)

TDI Courtney: Oh yeah, Tyler's afraid of chickens.

Choro: What makes him so scared of chickens anyway? Did those chickens peck him in the eye or something?

Sonic:(Hits Choro behind the back of the head)

Choro:(Rubs his head) What?

Josh: "How do we ever gonna stop Ed from hugging Coop?" Find any chicken, just not Coop. Simple as that.

White Bird: I am a chicken, Josh. What if Ed's hugging did the same thing to me?

Josh: Don't you get it?! You're a Mobian chicken! (sputters)

Ed: (gets excited) CHICKEN!! (hugs White Bird)

White Bird: Oh no, not again.

Lucille: Coop's a mobian chicken too.

Drilldozer: What else can we do, make Ed chicken phobic just like Tyler?

Sonic: Or maybe getting Ed out of his chicken habbits.

Josh: Sonic, that's one good idea.

Alice: (slaps Ed)

Ed: Ow! (lets go of White Bird)

Sonic: Nice slap.

Choro: Wow! I didn't know you had so much... rrawrr!

Ed: (rubbing his cheek) And that hurt like a bad itch.

Alice: After all, I'm covered in high-voltage electricity.

Josh: No wonder that slap let go of White Bird.

Patricia: So, any ideas on how to get Ed out of his chicken habbits?

Sonic:(Shrugs)

Zoey:: How about try Ed's other habbits to keep him busy?

Josh: Like what?

Edd: For example, Ed adores Monster Comic Books & Pudding Skins.

Josh: I have an idea. "The Attack of the Laser Mutant" is an example of a monster comic book. :D

Lucille: I don't like monster comics.

Vezok: No, but Ed does.

Sonic: I think Klonoa has comics.

Jack: Come on, let's go see Klonoa.

Patricia: Okie dokie.

Sonic: Lucy, you go find Coop.

Lucille: Okay. (Flies away)

Hot Head: So, who's gonna keep an eye on Ed?

Sonic:(Points at Edd and Eddy) These two.

Alice: I will.

Josh: Let Alice do this, Sonic. Her slap is very effective against Ed.

Bruizer: Alright.

Alice: Thanks.

Sonic: I was talking about Edd and Eddy.

Choro: Yeah. These dorks can do it.

Josh: Sonic. Alice's slap is effective. Let the lady do it.

Sonic: If she's going to do it, then Edd and Eddy should help her.

Choro: As I said before, these dorks can do it.

Alice: I agree with Sonic. Edd & Eddy should help me. Well, that's fine.

Josh: (to Choro) Do you agree with Sonic, hybrid?

Choro: I been telling you this whole time. These dorks can do it.

Ed: (to Choro) Dorks?

Eddy: (Shocked) Wait, what?!

Edd: (sighs) I'm sorry Eddy, but I guess Ed is our responsibility & we need to help him.

Alice: I'm going to give a slap to Ed if he misbehaves. Guard him well, okay boys?

Eddy: Oh Alright

Edd: Certainly.

Alice: Okay.

Sonic: Good. Let's go. (Zooms off)

Jack: Good luck you two.

Jack, Patricia, Metal Patricia, SPARKY & the Crossovers (except Ed, Edd & Eddy): (follows Sonic)

Josh & Rey: (follows Sonic)

((What distracts Alice the most?))

(JTH: I would say that it's a secret. :P)

(With Lucille)

Lucille: Coop? Coop? Coop?

King Erican: Lucille.

Lucille:(Gasps) Your Majasty! (Flies down to King Erican) Is there something I do wrong?

King Erican: No. But I believe this belong to you. (Shows Lucille Coop)

Lucille: Where was he?

King Erican: He was hiding in my work room. He said something about being hug by a crocodile chicken hugger. (Leaves)

Lucille: Coop. Sonic and the others are going to break Ed's habbits. So you won't have to run.

Coop: Buck, you sure.

Lucille: Positive. Sonic and the others are bringing a monster comic book.

(With Sonic and the others)

Klonoa: I have a lot a comic books. Superhero comic books, but not monster comic books.

Sonic: Great.

Josh: Cool. Superhero comic books are cooler than monster comic books, IMO.

Choro: Does Jumbo Shrimp even like superhero comics?

Spongebob: Your talking about a villain from "Mermaid Man & Barnicle Boy".

Flapjack: Hey, guys! [He picks up the pudding skin with a smile.] So, I've taken the liberty of adorning pudding skin with a whimsical smile. Isn't it spiffy? And it's ok, I've made more.

Josh: That's... disgusting.

Rey: Shabby...

Bubbie: Flapjack has a kind heart. And we need all the help we can get to help Ed get over his chicken loving habbit. Please, Say sorry to Flapjack.

Josh: We just need the comic books for Ed, that's all.

Rey: Ms. Bub, you're not our teacher, or any.

Josh: Rey. No. All I could say is a small chunk of sorry to Flapjack.

Rey: Alright...

Josh: But. Get some utensil to pick up the pudding skin. It might get your white gloves dirty.

Flapjack: Okie dokie.

Vezok: Maybe we can go to the comic store to buy lots of monster comic books for Ed.

Jack: That's a good idea.

Patricia: Let's go to the Comic Book Store. ((Scorp: "to buy some comic books" is redundancy, and therefore is not necessary))

Josh: Alright....

Rey: This is going to be messy.

Choro: Ya think?

Meanwhile, we see the masked person again, currently viewing all actions that have occured thus far. He zooms in on a screen showing Ed, Edd, Eddy and Alice, then drags an icon resembling a flaming skull with finger-bones protruding from it's back to resemble tentacles onto the screen, which then causes the creature to materialize a few miles away from them, though is invisible to avoid being spotted.

Back to the other characters...

Edd: (making an Edzilla costume for Ed)

Eddy: Let's hope that this would work.

Ed: (wearing his Edzilla costume, without his mask) (feeling excited) I will be the best monster I can be Eddy!

Edd: I'm sure you will Ed. (picks up an Edzilla costume mask)

The spirit, while invisible, moves closer, interested in Ed's costume.

Alice: Wanna have some jawbreakers?

Ed, Edd & Eddy: Yes, please!

Alice: Here. (gives them each a jawbreaker)

Ed, Edd & Eddy: (puts their jawbreakers in their mouths & enjoys them) Mmmm, jawbreakers.

Alice: Hm.

Lucille and Coop:(Came in)

Lucille: I'm back.

Coop:(Hides behinds Lucille)

Ed: (looks at Coop & has that huge smiley happy look)

Alice: (conjures a electric current on her hand)

Edd: Oh dear, Ed has that feeling again.

Eddy: Ed, just try this on! (puts an Edzilla costume mask on Ed)

Ed: Wow, I feel transformed guys.

Lucille: Wow. Is that a godzilla costume?

Alice: Yes.

Eddy: You mean an "Edzilla" costume?

Lucille: Yeah. I only see Godzilla monsters in movies.

Edd: Maybe someone can go get a mirror, Ed looks very convincing. (goes to get a mirror)

Alice: ...

Eddy: (looks at Ed with a happy smile on his face) Your a natural Ed.

Lucille: That costume looks so real.

Coop: Berr... Do you buck think this will buck work?

Lucille: Maybe.

''[In Ed's mind are heard several monstrous growls. Ed's vision begins to take on a red tint.]''

Eddy: [waiting impatient] Man, what's Double D doing, making a mirror?

Lucille:(Looks at Ed) Um... Mr. Ed? Are you okay?

Eddy: (looks at Eddy) What's with you?

Ed: (transforms into Edzilla) I AM A MONSTER! BLLLLLAUUUUUUUUURRRRRGHHHHHHAAAAA!!! [Eddy screams as Ed attacks at him, Lucille & Coop.]

Lucille: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edzilla: (captures Coop & slithers away with him)

Lucille: Coop!!!!!!! (Flies after Edzilla)

Edd: (arrives back with a Mirror in his hand) I'm back! (notices Eddy in pain) EDDY! Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Curse the consequences of an only child.

Eddy: [dazed] Ed's an animal.

Edd: Ed?

[Ed is nowhere to be seen]

Eddy: Who else? That idiot attacked me & Lucille, then captured Coop the Chicken, growling like a monster.

Edd: We forgot about his overactive imagination & how many times do I have to tell you about Ed's overactive imagination?

Eddy: Hey, don't look at me. I'm the one who got overimaginated all over.

Edd: Ed's prone to overstimulation Eddy! He can't control himself!

Eddy: You're the one who dressed him up!

[Edzilla's growl can be heard from far away]

Alice: Shoot! (powers up & flies with supersonic speed, chasing Edzilla)

Meanwhile...

Josh: Hm? (senses something) Guys, we gotta go, the others are in trouble! (flies away)

Rey: Right! (flies away)

Yuki: Roger. (flies away)

Sonic:(Looks at Josh, Rey and Yuki when they left) Trouble? What kind of trouble?

Lucille:(Voice far away) COOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic:(Hears it) Lucy? (Zooms off to find Lucille)

Jack: (hears it as well) Heaven's that's Lucille. Come on gang.

(Jack, Patricia, Metal Patricia, SPARKY & the Crossovers [minus Ed, Edd & Eddy] sets off to find Lucille)

(Sonic goes into Hyrule City)

Sonic: Lucy? Lucy?

Choro: HEY LUCILLE, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!

Eddy: (suddendly crashes at Sonic & Choro)

Eddy: Ow!

Edd: Sorry about Eddy, but have you seen Ed?

Sonic: No. Why?

Choro:(Gets up to Sonic's shoulders) What did you do this time?

Edd: You see, we're trying to make Ed stopping his habbit of chickens, so Eddy decides that Ed should wear his Edzilla costume...(gets worried) however this is worse than I thought. This isn't simple pretending or playacting, Sonic. Ed actually believes he's become a monster! He's even made off with Coop the Chicken!

Sonic: Coop! (Zooms off to go after Edzilla and rescue Coop)

Choro: Sonic, remember the part of Ed becoming a monster?!

Edd: We have to warn the others!

Jack, Patricia, Metal Patricia, SPARKY & the Crossovers [minus Ed, Edd & Eddy]: (arrives)

Jack: What just happened?

Edd: Ed is actually becoming a monster & he has captured Coop!

[Edzilla's growls can be heard]

Patricia: Oh no!

Spongebob: Come on! We have to help Sonic!

Jack, Patricia, Metal Patricia, SPARKY & the Crossovers: (follows Sonic)

(With Lucille)

Lucille: Coop! Coop!

Edzilla: (his tentacle starts slithering towards Lucille slowly & quietly)

Lucille:(Gets scared) .............

Jack, Patricia, Metal Patricia, SPARKY & the Crossovers: (arrives, hiding in the bushes)

Edzilla: [Slowly & quietly, the tentacle circles around Lucille once, twice...]

Lucille:(Whimpers)

Sonic:(Came in, then hides behind the tree)

Choro:(Whispers to Sonic) Now what?

Sonic:(Shushes Choro)

The spirit, now behind Edzilla, moves closer.

Edd: Oh no. LUCILLE!

[The instant he yells, the tentacle constricts like a boa constrictor, crushing at Lucille & her lungs & yank her away out of sight.]

Owen: NOOOOOO!!

Zoey: Did you see that?

Reidak: That's not good

Edd: [remorseful] What have I done? I've actually created a monster!

Sonic: Lucy...... (Tries to hold his tears)

King Erican:(Came in along with Cici) Sonic? Are you okay? I heard a roar and I thought it was your dark form.

Sonic: Erican..... Lucille..... She.......

King Erican: What? What happened to Lucille.

Cici: Let me guess.... A monster took her?

[Edzilla's roar gets louder from far away as it splits the air]

Cici: I had to ask...

Jack, Patricia, Metal Patricia, SPARKY & the Crossovers [minus Ed]: (notices King Erican & Cici & gets close to Sonic, Choro, King Erican, Cici) (all except for B) IT'S ED!

King Erican: What? Why? He's only a crocodile boy.

Choro: Ask D-D. (Points at Edd)

Edd: You see, we're trying to make Ed stopping his habbit of chickens, so Eddy decides that Ed should wear his Edzilla costume...(gets worried) however this is worse than I thought. This isn't simple pretending or playacting, Sonic. Ed actually believes he's become a monster! He's even made off with Coop the Chicken!

Cici: YOU'VE ACTUALLY MADE ED A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Erican: Oh dear me.

Edd: We're very sorry, we forgot about Ed's overeactive imagination.

King Erican: Huh. Overeactive imagination. That's how little kids are.

Sonic:(Gets angry, pulls out his walkie-talkie) Tabitha, I need you, Oliver, Charles, Lewbert, Spencer and Luna to get everybody inside the house. Ed turn into a monster and he might get the villagers.

Tabitha:(Through walkie-talkie) Okay. Uh... Sonic. Is Scott with you?

Sonic: Yeah.

Tabitha:(Through walkie-talkie) Oliver, get me the anti-kiss helmet.

Sonic:(Puts away the walkie-talkie)

News Anchor: (On a nearby TV on display, with the voice of the Realistic Talking Fish Head) Attention! Attention! There is a giant monster rampaging through town! (shows a video feed of Edzilla terrorizing a nearby town, with a strange glowing blur behind him)

Choro: Oh great. He's destroying the city.

Sonic: Don't worry. Tabitha and the others are getting the people inside.

Edzilla: (in TV) (capturing Tabitha & the others & slithers away with them)

(NO NO NO!!!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I THOUGHT, FIX IT!!!!!!)

(Fix what? It's perfectly fine)