Roleplay:5.Fatal Loss

This RP is rating from T to M.

This is a story. Of fatal loss

Story
Do to overexcessive sexual intercourse with one another a majority of the canons have contracted most STIs and all of them are gonna die in four days.

Heroes

 * Sonic (Blu)
 * Tails (Blu)
 * Silver (Blu)
 * Metal (Blu)
 * Rouge (Blu)
 * Eggman (Blu)
 * Charmy (Blu)
 * Marine (Blu)
 * Cream (Blu)
 * Katella (Blu)
 * Jet (Blu)
 * Tikal (Blu)
 * Nack (SS3K)
 * Vector (SS3K)
 * Espio (SS3K)
 * Blaze (Apallo)
 * Knuckles (Apallo)
 * Mighty (Zaya)
 * Ray (Zaya)
 * Shadow (Free)
 * Amy (Free)

Dead
Sanic

Act 1: The Signal
Silver: *wakes up in hospital* Wha-What happened?

Eggman: *waits for them all to wake up*

Nack: *wakes up in a bed nearby Silver* Uuuugh.... My head is spinning...

Silver: Who the...

Sanic: *spreading STD's like elves spread christmas joy* gutta gu fatus

Nack: *looks at Silver's spines* Hmmmmmmmm.........

Eggman: *uses a megahorn to wake them up* MOBIAN SCREW UPS!

Vector: WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH!

Espio: *jolts up as he flashes a variety of colors*

Sonic: -jumps up with red eyes- Dude...i was so waisted last night

Eggman: You've all been wasted for FOUR WEEKS

Silver: WAAT!

Knuckles: -still smoking weed- Dood......this Angel Island Sunflower kicks my ass- -puffs the smoke in Eggman's face- Oh Hai Cartman

Nack: I don't see what's wrong with that.

Vector: FOUR WEEKS!?

Eggman: Yes. And I have some bad news. *puts Knuckles smoke out* You....have all contracted every STD avaliable. You're all going to die in four days.

Sanic: fakin at sanic spiid mak traks

Sonic: o.o

Shadow: Rouge your tits are sagging like an 80 year old humans.

Rouge: Your pupils are bigger than your balls.

Shadow: Why thank you.

Rouge: Your pupils are tiny, dipshit.

Silver: So...no hope

Eggman: *shakes head*

Silver: IT'S NO USE!

Nack: Cut the crap, greenfingers.

Silver: Awww...

Eggman: Some how a time paradox occured. All of your slu-- LOVE children are here.

Metal: So wait did we--

Eggman: YUP. YOU ALL HAD SEX WITH EVERY POSSIBLE HETERO COMBO. SONICXAMY, CHARMYXCREAM,  BLAZEXSILVER THE LIST GOES ON. Nack: Mmmmmmm..!

Jet: ...weirdo. ANYWAY IT WAS ALL STRAIGHT SEX RIGHT?

Eggman: Yup

Everyone: WHEW THANK CHAOS!!!...not that there's anything wrong with being gay...oktheretotallyisdon'ttellanyonek?

Charmy: We're all gonna d-die?

Eggman: *nods* one by one.

Knuckles: -is groping Eggman- Hey Hoe Wana Smoke a Scooby Doobi -puffs smoke-

Sonic: -is noticign Amy in his bed- What the effin hell is this s*it

Eggman: Ugh...anyway I think you should all stay here and recei--

Silver: NEVER TRUST EGGMAN! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!

Jet: Besides Silver being a total waste of space, I say we get going.

The canons drove off in a "conveniently" placed ship for 30.

Act 2: Slags Awaken
Silver: Sonic, did you invite a PARTY over to your house?

Sonic: Idk man...all i know what Blaze dared me to smoke and drink....I did it and then I woke up beside Little miss Stalker

Knuckles: -is driving smoking- Dood Im so fucking waisted but lookie me no handz weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Silver: *opens the door*

Love Children: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhay

Blake the Hedgebat : SUP BITCHES! WITH MAH WHORE MIA! *frenches kisses Mia*

Silver: What on EARTH created those?

Blake: I'M SHADS AND BOOBUGE'S SON *chugs down beer and has hot sex with Mia*

Sonic: No your not whoare! -is smoking again-

Blake: YEAH I AM! I'M THEIR BEST CHILD! MORE POWER! *throws Knuckles into the street*

Sanic: *kills Blake and Punches Blaze*

Sonic: -tosses her off of the ship-  -_-  -sits back-

Blake: NO! DARLSPINE WITH A GRAMCRACKER! *eats Sanic's head off and goes back to banging Mia*

Pear: *burns Sanic's head off* SON OF SHADOH AND BLAZE BE UP IN THIS BITCH Sonic: -gives him a cigar  burn-

Grady the Hedgebum: HEY GUYS POLE DANCING HAHEHEHAEHAEHEH HEE YUK YUK

Jet: Ugh...how did our children become so deformed?

Thundery the Echidnahog: cuzz 2 much intercourseeee. I luv chaos cause I'm Shadow's daughter. I'm still vulnerable cause I've got a crush though :B. My vag can extend up to 9 feet wid--

Silver: DEAR GOD, HOW OLD ARE YOU KIDS!?!

Hoes the Echidna-Seedrian : We're all 13-19. We love sex.



Cream: Excuse me but, do you all have birthda--

Incest children : NOOOOOOOOOOOPE

Jet: This is ridiculous, get ou--

Polly Prower : lol 8 on 18 year old shit iz great

Rouge: You mean me on *points at Tails*

Polly: *nods*

Rouge: *pukes on Tails*

Silver: Let us past you mistakes!

Garry-Su the Echidna: BRENG IT HOE BAG!

Fade the Hedgehog: WE'LL MESS YOU UP AND YOUR TIMELINES!

Mighty:Where the hell am I...

Sonic: MIGHT, WE ALL GOT AIDS! D:

Mighty:Wait, Sonic, what're you talking about?

Sonic: Well you see-

Sanic: I LIKE TOMATO HUMPIN--

Jet: *Cuts his head off with extreme gear* FINALLY

Sonic: We apparently all got drunk and had...ugh, sex with

Nack: What the actual HELL is happening!?

Jet: AHEEEEM, apparently all 21 of us were drunk and engaged in sexual intercourse with EVERY possible hetero combo discovers. These incest children are SOMEHOW teenagers within less than 5 hours and have taken over Sonic's house! Happy?

Nack: ........Not........ really.

Vector: Ugh, maybe we should teach our kids some dicipline.

Silver: Well most of them seem pretty..."off" to be nice

Zano the Hedgehog: I CAN HAVE 20000 SKYCRAPER SIZED DICKS AT ONCE!

Espio: Dear Chaos, I think I'm gonna be sick.

Tikal: *locked in the basement* HELP!

Sonic: Tikal! We're coming--

Swifty the Hedgechidna: UR GONNA HAVE 2 GET PAST US FIRST

Sonic: Hmph!

Act 3 Boss: The Incest Kids
Casey-Stacy is Very Racy Prower: WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?!

Mighty:Oh my fucking-

Casey: Partner? Slave. GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT HOTASS

Nack: *slowly shoves Silver* It was nice knowin' ya, mate!