Associated Super Scrubs- Episode 1:ASS

Episode 1 of Associated Super Scrubs.

ASS HQ
Spingebill:Hey guys,what's going on?

Wesley Willis:I don't know but John Stewart said he had to go onto a mission with the Green Lanterns.

John:*fighting the Sinestro Corps somewhere far off*

Spingebill:Well I got Canadiasis.

Mr.Gus:Well, you ARE a yellow sponge.

Spingebill:Huh??

Mr.Gus: Nevermind.

Tupac:Hey I'mma write a song with Wesley anyway. It'll be called "Jay-Z is a queer!"

Wesley:Sounds like a plan.

Isaiah:Okay so...

Mauii:*looks at Isaiah* Yes?

Isaiah:*turns back*...nevermind.

Mauii:So this is the base. How...quaint.

Mr.Gus:It was designed by John and it was built by Spingebill.

Spingebill:It took us three months but we finally built it!

Apallo: -walks out of the kitchen souping last night's take out-

Isaiah:...Apallo?

Apallo: Hey....-sees Spingebill- Arent you from the YTP World?

Spingebill:No, I was just named after him... unfortunately.

Jay-Z: fuck you bitch i wrote magna carta

Buray: doesn't count scrub

Apallo: -sighs- Man there was like only a hand full of noodles in here. We should go out to eat.

Tupac:*headlocks Jay-Z* You suck

Apallo: Im glad my daughters didnt follow me here....

Isaiah:But where are we going to eat? Popeye's for old time's sake???

Honoo: *Mostly ignoring the conversation reading, Although he pitches in at the part of the food* I'll go if I'm not paying.

Buray: u better pay m8

Apallo: Well how about we go to that party everyone was talking about. You know the After Hours thing.

Mauii:It does sound like a plan, Apallo!

Isaiah:Honoo is paying. Sorry.

Honoo: Why am I paying? I don't have any on me.

-Maruy is playing in the back-

Apallo: -sighs- It starts in an hour so we gotta get ready

Honoo: *Shuts his book* I guess I'll tag along.

Isaiah:Aight.

Mauii:Well a party sounds cool..

Maury: JUU R NOT DE FADA!

Apallo: I wish that show will die.

Isaiah:It's a joke. And you know what else is a joke? Sexism.

Apallo: True. Now. Lets get ready foos

Wesley:We'd best have a harmony joyride.

Apallo: Isaiah?

Isaiah:Aight. Well will we head out now or...

Kris: I FOUND YOU!

Isaiah:Didn't you like...die?

Bluray: Or get show by the Retcon Raygun.

Kris: No no no no no. I was sent away to rehab.......... for so many years..I was just let out...

Mr.Gus:....who are you

Bluray: girl it was like a YEAR. kris is apallo's original daughter who wanted isaiah's d but she got  retconned sent to rehab

Apallo: Um Kris...why dont you go home....meet your sisters....

Kris: EH Alright. But I gotta go to the bank and get what I had saved.