User blog:3krok/I found some crappy Sonic jokes :0

CHUCKLES WITH KNUCKLES
What's red on the inside and yellow on the outside?

Knuckles disguised as a banana!

Who can't take Chaotix seriously?

Espio the COMEDIAN!

Why can't Sonic keep a secret?

Because he's always TELLING TAILS!

What kind of tests did Robotnik take at school?

EGGS-ams!

Did he do well?

No, he was EGGS-pelled!

How do you measure the speed in which Sonic runs?

In MILES PER-HOUR

Amy: Fancy a dance, Sonic?

Sonic: I'd prefer the QUICK STEP, Amy!

How many Badniks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A lot, they're always NIKKING them!

What is Vector the Crocodile's favourite card game?

Snap!

Amy: Do you want to boogie, Tails?

Tails: Sorry, Amy, I'm more into the FOXTROT!

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Nack!

Who's there?

Nack! NACK!

Stop Knocking, I'm coming!

So yeah I will post the original images